I am NOT a shopper. And Bra's? Lets not go there.
Do you know this song?
"Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble too and fro, can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Caaaaan yoooou, (put some gusto in here) TOSS them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, Do your booooobs haaaaang loooooow?"
This is where we are going with this.
I stomp into Marks & Spencers to be 'fitted'. Knowing I am going to hate this lady in about, oh .. erm... 15 minutes.
The Never-Ending measuring tape is whipped out of her pocket.... I feel hatred rising in the pit of my stomach.... 34, 36, 38... wooaaaahhh!! Back up here lady.. let's go back to the 36 part honey!
B, C, D... DD............ I am mortified. I stomp louder.
Surely this cannot be? Surely her fancy measuring tape is wrong. How How How can this be?
3 kids. That's how.
I sh*t you not, I actually purchased something very similar to this.
My life. Is. Over.
And FYI, the measuring tape lady is still alive. Just.
No no no no no. Do not go to M&S to get fitted for a bra - they are extremely bloody useless and reckon that I'm a 38B (I am not - I am a 32F). I highly recommend Bravissimo for fitting your properly (they don't even use a tape measure). If they don't have a shop near you, go to an independent lingerie shop as they'll be good at fitting too. http://www.bravissimo.com/stores/
ReplyDeleteI hate shopping too, especially shopping for bras (and shoes, and jeans). The above recommendation has taken the misery out of the bra shopping at least. x
oh my gosh what a stunning site!!!!!!!!!! Lise, you are a DARLING! Closest one is Cardiff.... road trip!
ReplyDeleteDo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I swear you will come out a new woman with your knockers pointing proudly forwards.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person whose boobs have got smaller following kids?! And they were pathetically sized in the first place!
ReplyDeleteMelksham Mum.... I would kill to have your boobs. KILL. :) xx
ReplyDeleteMe too. I just look fat in everything I swear because of mine.
ReplyDeleteLise... you crack me up.... prancing around with my knockers pointing proudly forwards... please tell me you are going to BlogCamp?
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what BlogCamp os. I am such a technophobe - I don't know how any of this blog stuff works or who does what. Enlighten me.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you're in Wiltshire aren't you? My in-laws are down that way and next time I visit them I might well descend on your pub. (minus in-laws. Phew).